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When the Levee Breaks
(1) I'm finding more and more lately that the following venn diagram from xkcd is absolutely true. It's a mother-fucking university -- don't they have people studying web design and usability?(2) I...
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Sent From My Blog
Today's lecture is targeted to a particular subsection of the class. Specifically, people that have the following phrase at the end of their emails:*Sent from my iPhone/iPadYou may have the best...
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Booze, Charity, and Science. Did I Mention Booze?
As I've been known to say, "When life gives you lemons, you cut down the fucking lemon tree." As that approach isn't always possible, the next best thing is booze. That's why our class here at...
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Tarred and Feathered
A couple weeks ago, I got a brand new jacket -- and just in time, since Winter is kicking us in the stomachs with her fury. Now, I'm by no means "metro," but this thing is stylish, people. And oh how...
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I'll take "An 1800's English Naturalist Cries" for 800 Alex...
What is Darwin Weeps? YES! THAT'S RIGHT!(I expect Jeopardy producers to be calling me any minute now, showering me in money, women, and prizes in hopes that I'll become a question writer for...
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The Postman Cometh
I'm not a huge fan of LOLanimals, but this one was creepy enough to hit my radar.If you stopped by today hoping for another "Mail Bag" post, then you win the "Soothsayer of the Year" award! However,...
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Can Someone Do Something, Please?
As the Thanksgiving holiday approaches, it's probably best if I get something off my chest before being in the presence of close others -- that way I don't go into murder spasms and start snapping...
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On Fall Semester 2011
Guess what... I'm not dead. Yet. You've also made it abundantly clear that I've been away too long, based on the emails, Tweets, and Facebook messages asking me things like: (1) are you okay; (2) have...
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Dr. C's Christmas Uber-Wishlist
As promised, I'm back for a double-whammie this week. Here's just a small taste of my massive wishlist, so start buying -- you're running out of time!The WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery (top left):...
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A 12-year-old Comedic Genius
Hope everyone had a great holiday, blah blah, gifts, blah family blah, back to work, blah blah blah. Okay, now that the holiday drivel is out of the way, onward to normal blog drivel.[Imagine a smooth...
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Ta Da!
If there's ONE THING I'm bad at, it's being positive. And staying motivated. Oh and remembering things. And listening, baking, sharing, running, not procrastinating, playing chess ,staying relaxed,...
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Theorems & Hypotheses of Dr. C's Traveling
Ugh. It's that time of year again when I spend more time in cars, taxis, trains, airplanes, and hotels than in my own home or office. Naturally, this strains my schedule and sanity. Conferences,...
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The math behind (in)fertility
If you don't mind, I just need someone to check my math here. Something about this particular equation suddenly changed recently.Almost 2 years of "precision fucking"+ "Precision fucking" accessories...
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Character Assassination Carousel: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
I decided to throw my hat into the ring of Character Assassination Carousel -- to partake in Ninja Mom's grand death squad of children's literature. Primarily because I had all BUT a normal childhood,...
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Some of the things I've learned...
Mrs. C: "You haven't blogged in a long time."Me: "What?"Mrs. C: "You haven't made a blog post in over a month."Me: "Blog? What blog?"Mrs. C: "Are you fuckin retarded? How many blogs do you have?"Me:...
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Diagnosis
No matter how great things are going in my life, I've learned to always stay cautious for the unexpected. Need an example? Glad you asked.Recently things have been chugging along swimmingly -- until...
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Alcohol to the rescue!
One magical quality about booze is that it's the perfect solution for every occasion or mood. Elated beyond belief? Booze. Hit rock bottom of a miserable depression and haven't left your bed in...
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Spam, it's time for revenge.
There's one thing that all bloggers are intimately familiar with: spam. Not the mystery meat in a can, but the useless shit that gets plastered into our comments sections by automated computer...
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The end of days is near
Pizza Hut in the U.K. has recently added the following item to their menu."There before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power...
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Psychotherapy by Google: A journey in self-discovery
Today's lesson is the first in a 2-part series about a new therapy technique that I created: "Psychotherapy by Google."The aim of this therapy is to enhance self-discovery. Not the kind of...
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